Tag: humor
group name: zerorejection
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March 17, 2008 01:28 AM EDT --
"Blowing out another person's candle will not make yours shine brighter."
A Gather buddy recently published an article in which she addressed the issue of some Gather . . .
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October 06, 2008 11:19 PM EDT --
1. YOUR REAL NAME:
2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle.)
3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite color and favorite animal)
4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME . . .
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December 29, 2007 11:54 AM EST --
It may be in rather bad taste to mention this ? but when has that ever stopped me?
We could not help noticing a sub-headline to on of the reports of the assassination of Benazir Bhutto read "Pakistan's . . .
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February 10, 2008 01:47 AM EST --
Tom decided to buy his wife a Valentine gift
"How about some perfume?" he asked the cosmetics clerk.
She showed him a bottle costing $50.
"That's a bit much," said . . .
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November 30, 2008 11:13 PM EST --
Mom Knows Best
Michael invited his mother over for dinner. During the meal, his mother couldn't help noticing how beautiful Michael's roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship . . .
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November 30, 2008 11:10 PM EST --
Definitions
1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.
Female.....Any part under a car's hood.
Male.........The strap fastener on a woman's bra.
2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
Female.....Fully opening . . .
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November 04, 2008 05:27 PM EST --
Let me paint an honest picture for ya'll. As I write this, it's 3:23 am in the morning. I'm sitting here typing in one of my Nu-Way t-shirts and some plain white drawers. There's no light . . .
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November 15, 2008 07:08 AM EST --
I am gonna admit something to y'all here that I didn't think was possible. Something y'all will swear I'm lying about. Something that seems improbable, but, if I'm totally honest with . . .
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February 10, 2008 01:41 AM EST --
A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing "Love" stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them. He then . . .
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June 07, 2008 07:13 PM EDT --
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September 15, 2008 09:48 PM EDT --
What Religion is
Your Bra?
A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's and shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, 'I'd like to buy a . . .
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September 21, 2008 12:32 AM EDT --
I'm baccckkkk,lol, . . .
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December 03, 2008 06:06 AM EST --
Remember my recent epistle where I talked about that annoying little habit women have of wanting to eat food off a man's plate when they're out with one of us at a restaurant? Well, I had a certain . . .
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July 16, 2008 04:40 PM EDT --
I asked hubby the other day if he would take me out to someplace expensive.
He took me to the gas station...
And then the fight began...
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November 29, 2008 07:06 AM EST --
Typically, this is an equal opportunity epistle. I write them so anyone can read them, and I hope most people that read them enjoy them. But, this Saturday's Gather offering is different. This one . . .
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March 23, 2008 10:04 PM EDT --
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February 12, 2008 10:11 PM EST --
During a commercial airline flight an Army helicopter pilot was seated
next to a young mother with a babe in arms.
When her baby began crying during the descent for landing, the mother
began . . .
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December 05, 2007 11:38 AM EST --
We owe some sympathy to Maurice Fox a retired bus driver from Paignton, Devon, who likes nothing better than to enjoy a few drinks in the company of his friends at the local social club. Mr Fox has been . . .
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November 26, 2007 05:34 AM EST --
It's 4am! Do you know where your bowels are? I know where mine are and unfortunately, they are right here still attached. Oh, how I wish they were on vacation in Barbados along with . . .
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January 26, 2008 09:19 PM EST --
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