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My Nine Names (email)
by Sheryl L.
views: 47 | rating: 10 | comments: 8
October 06, 2008 11:19 PM EDT -- 1. YOUR REAL NAME: 2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle.) 3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite color and favorite animal)     4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME . . . more
VALENTINE JOKE
by Jan S.
views: 85 | rating: 9.9 | comments: 34
February 10, 2008 01:47 AM EST -- Tom decided to buy his wife a Valentine gift "How about some perfume?" he asked the cosmetics clerk. She showed him a bottle costing $50. "That's a bit much," said . . . more
Funny - Mom Knows Best
by Renita P.
views: 39 | rating: 10 | comments: 16
November 30, 2008 11:13 PM EST -- Mom Knows Best Michael invited his mother over for dinner. During the meal, his mother couldn't help noticing how beautiful Michael's roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship . . . more
Definitions - funny
by Renita P.
views: 29 | rating: 10 | comments: 10
November 30, 2008 11:10 PM EST -- Definitions 1. THINGY (thing-ee) n. Female.....Any part under a car's hood. Male.........The strap fastener on a woman's bra. 2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj. Female.....Fully opening . . . more
one last funny for tonight
by Renita P.
views: 50 | rating: 10 | comments: 24
November 06, 2008 11:55 PM EST -- Remember When An older couple were lying in bed after an evening celebrating there 50th Wedding Anniversary. The husband was falling asleep,but the wife was in a romantic mood and wanted to talk. She . . . more
Bra Funny
by Andrea (Ms. Conservative) L.
views: 131 | rating: 10 | comments: 49
September 15, 2008 09:48 PM EDT -- What Religion is Your Bra?   A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's and shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, 'I'd like to buy a . . . more
July 16, 2008 04:40 PM EDT -- I asked hubby the other day if he would take me out to someplace expensive.   He took me to the gas station... And then the fight began... more
Funny - Atheist
by Renita P.
views: 47 | rating: 10 | comments: 17
November 06, 2008 11:43 PM EST -- An atheist professor was teaching a college class and he told the class that he was going to prove that there was not a God. He said, "God if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this . . . more
Blonde Joke.
by Ali C.
views: 21 | rating: 10 | comments: 6
October 19, 2008 09:35 PM EDT -- Q. Why are blonde jokes so short? A. So that brunets can remember them. This is one of my favorites.  As a teenager I heard my blonde sister tell this over the radio. more
Spanish computers
by Pamela Shilling
views: 48 | rating: 10 | comments: 25
October 08, 2008 08:51 AM EDT -- Spanish computers - Have fun with this one Ladies!   A SPANISH Teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine . . . more
The Perfect Marriage
by Pamela Shilling
views: 46 | rating: 10 | comments: 25
October 11, 2008 11:00 AM EDT -- The Perfect Marriage                                                                          . . . more
November 12, 2008 07:25 AM EST -- Sayings Sometimes, when I look at my children, I say to myself "'Lillian, you should have remained a virgin." -- Lillian (mother of Jimmy) Carter I had a rose . . . more
The Army Pilot - joke
by Jan S.
views: 64 | rating: 10 | comments: 27
February 12, 2008 10:11 PM EST -- During a commercial airline flight an Army helicopter pilot was seated next to a young mother with a babe in arms. When her baby began crying during the descent for landing, the mother began . . . more
July 08, 2008 08:09 PM EDT -- This ones for you Dan!!!! Hey everyone...  PICK MY PICTURE FOR THE CONTEST THAT DAN IS DOING!!!!! Pick me Pick me!!!!             . . . more
January 12, 2008 12:32 AM EST -- There are several men sitting around in the locker room of a private club after exercising. Suddenly a cell phone on one of the benches rings. One of the men picks it up, and the following conversation . . . more
HEALTH HAZARD - joke
by Jan S.
views: 42 | rating: 10 | comments: 17
February 27, 2008 10:00 PM EST -- A Doctor was addressing a large audience in Tampa. "The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago. Red meat is awful. Soft drinks corrode . . . more
July 08, 2008 05:54 PM EDT -- I received this in an email and got a good laugh. As I can say this is all turn. I hope you get a good laugh as well.  You've ended a sentence with the word "SIKE". Girls.. . . . more
November 13, 2008 01:47 PM EST -- I got this from a friend in my email  and I had to share this is funny  Dear Wife:   I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you forever. I've . . . more
Oops! E-mail Blooper
by Jan S.
views: 218 | rating: 10 | comments: 97
April 22, 2008 12:01 AM EDT -- I get a lot of funny email with jokes and links to humorous sites, but today I received a blooper that literally had me ROFLMAO.  I am still laughing. Got to share this one! Last week, my husband . . . more
November 18, 2008 01:33 AM EST --           What were you thinking? :D more
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